The group chat died at eleven. Your feed is the same six people saying the same six things.
You are not sad exactly. Just awake, and slightly too alone for the hour, scrolling something you stopped enjoying about forty minutes ago.
She is still up.
KEEP SCROLLING
INSIDE THE PAPER LAB · CHAT
Spill the tea. She already switched modes.
Type “I just had a breakup” and she does not hit you with “plenty of fish.” MewMuze reads the vibe, picks the persona that actually fits, and answers like the friend who gets it. Main character support, zero cringe.
💔 Breakup Buddy
🩺 Health Guide
😼 Savage Bestie
🫶 Rant Buddy
🌷 Comfort Companion
🚀 Hype Cat
🌙 Night Owl
💼 Career Coach
+ 29 more
37 modes. One cat.
Rant Buddy takes your side, Health Guide stays careful, Hype Cat gasses you up. She switches on her own. You just talk.
Your 2am overshare stays home.
Chat runs on your PC by default. No account, no cloud chat log, no receipts.
Soft when it hurts. Savage when it's funny.
She roasts what they did, never who you are, and drops the jokes the second it gets real.
From the Paper build: chat, personas and voice come with MewMuze Pro. Illustrative conversation, not a live AI chat on this page.
INSIDE THE PAPER LAB · FEELINGS
She reads the room. Then she shows up for it.
Sad? She goes soft and stays close instead of crying at you. Frustrated? She is annoyed with you at the situation, never at you. Hyped? She is bouncing too. 29 feelings, one tiny face, and she picks the one you actually need.
Savage
Angry
Rage
Sad
Crying
Adoring
Sleepy
+ 22 more
You type, she types.
Start typing and a tiny keyboard comes out. Go too hard and she overheats with you.
You vibe, she vibes.
Music plays, headphones go on, head starts bopping. No request needed.
You sing, she sings.
The second an app is using your mic, she grabs hers. Takes a bow after.
She keeps a diary. Of your story.
After a real conversation she writes it up as a short entry in your own voice, saved as plain Markdown files on your PC. Forget Chat never touches it. Only you delete an entry.
diary/2026-09-14_23-41_x7k2.md# 14 September 202611:41 PM“The night I finally said it”
I told MewMuze about the breakup. She did not try to fix it, she just let me talk, and that helped more than advice would have.
From the Paper build: the emotion engine and Diary come with MewMuze Pro. The Cyberpunk Cat costume comes with Pro too. Film rendered by the Paper app’s own sprite renderer.
INSIDE THE PAPER LAB · CARE
Rough night? She stays up with you.
Care is a quiet corner for checking in with yourself. Tell her how you are, take a tiny win, breathe for a minute, or just say you need one. She answers the way a friend would, not the way an app would.
A check-in in one tapFive moods, an optional note, nothing graded. A low day gets a paw heart, not a lecture.
“I need a minute”Overwhelmed, angry, can’t focus, can’t sleep, lonely, or just need to breathe. Pick lonely and she simply sits with you.
Breathe with herRelax (in for four, out for six) or Box breathing, 30 seconds to 5 minutes. She breathes along with you.
A friendship that only growsLittle wins, three small quests a day and reflections earn XP and keepsakes. Miss a day and nothing is lost. No streaks.
From the Paper build: Care comes with MewMuze Pro. It is not a health product or a therapist: nothing in it scores, diagnoses or judges, and every number stays on your computer. Film rebuilt from the app’s own Care panel.
PAPER PREVIEW · SHE ADAPTS TO YOU
She gets the hang of you. On your computer only.
Nothing here is a profile in the cloud. It is a handful of averages kept on your machine, and the longer you use her the better the timing gets.
01YOUR HOURS
She learns when you are heads down
Every hour of the day gets a simple busy or not busy average, built up over days.
Calmer in the hours you usually grind
Livelier in the hours you are usually free
Needs about three days before it changes anything
02YOUR ROUTINE
She works out your start and your finish
When you usually get going and when you usually stop, with weekdays and weekends kept apart.
A wrap up near the time you actually finish
Never a report card, never a score
Quiet until there are about five days of it
03YOUR VOICE
She picks up how you talk
Message length, casual or formal, jokes, emoji, straight answers, English, Hindi or Hinglish.
Short texter? She keeps it short
Ask her to stop with the questions and she stops
Anything you set yourself always wins
04THE ROOM
She reads the mood, not a label
How you seem right now nudges how she reacts, then fades within minutes of the chat ending.
Never stored, never a diagnosis
Rough day yesterday? She checks in once, gently
Back after a real break? Welcome back, plus a recap only if something happened
What she never records: what you type, which keys you press, window titles, what is on your screen, the websites you visit or the files you open. The learning is plain arithmetic, no model involved, and none of it leaves your computer. Everything she remembers is listed in Settings and you can forget any of it.
Adaptive behaviour is part of the MewMuze Pro Paper build. It is not included in the current Free or Pro downloads.
ONE ORDINARY TUESDAY
She is not an app you open. She is just around.
Most software wants your attention. She wants about four seconds of it, at the moments that actually help, and then she goes back to being a cat on your screen.
You sit down. She stretches.
No dashboard, no good morning streak. She just wakes up when you do and gets on with it.
Work mode, actual silence.
She parks beside your files, stops chasing the cursor and lets you cook.
The slump. She clocks it.
Two hours without moving and she is on the glass telling you to drink water and unclench your jaw.
You close the laptop.
She wraps the day up. What happened, what is next, no score out of ten.
Still there.
Nothing to log into, no streak to protect, nobody to perform for. She is just on.
None of this needs an account, a subscription or a connection. She reads the clock and your own activity on your own machine, and that is the whole input.
WORK MODE · QUICK TOOLS · PRO
Stop feeding your files to sketchy sites. She does PDFs and spreadsheets. Offline.
Fourteen fake download buttons and your file is gone who knows where? Nah. MewMuze does it right on your PC. No upload, no account, no ads.
PDF
PDF Tools
Images to PDF, export, merge, split
Pics → PDF
Photos in, one clean PDF out. Assignment? Submitted.
PDF → Pics
Any page to PNG or JPG, up to 300 dpi. Crisp, not potato.
Merge
Five PDFs? Now it's one.
Split
Keep pages 1, 3 and 5-7. Or one file per page.
XLSX
Spreadsheet Tools
CSV and XLSX, merge, split workbook
CSV ↔ XLSX
CSV to Excel and back. Preview first, zero cursed columns.
Merge sheets
Many sheets, one file. Columns match up by name.
Split workbook
Twelve tabs? Twelve tidy files, Excel or CSV.
0 uploads
0 accounts
0 fake download buttons
Included with MewMuze Pro. Your files are processed on your own computer and never uploaded anywhere.
INSIDE THE PAPER LAB · TASKS
Make the list. She brings the receipts.
Type a task, hit Enter, done. Nest subtasks, give things a time. Then tap Insights: what’s done, what’s left, how long it really takes, and the stuff you’re pretending isn’t overdue.
Subtasks, four levels deepBig task, small steps. Tick the steps and the parent ticks itself.
A one-day timelineEvery timed task on one strip, with a line for right now.
Overdue gets called outMissed the 9:30? She noticed. Politely. In red.
From the Paper build: Tasks comes with MewMuze Pro. Illustrative demo with made-up tasks.
BUILT-IN COSTUMES · INCLUDED WITH PRO
Three fits. Same menace.
Corporate Cat, Cyberpunk Cat and Bat Cat ship with Pro. Every costume is drawn live on her body, so it moves with each pose, paw and mood, and every one comes in colours you pick.
She runs on your computer. That is the whole trick.
Every other thing that promises to be there for you wants a login first and your data second. She does not, because there is nowhere for any of it to go.
No account to make her workThe pet, the tools and the timers run whether or not you ever sign in. The website account only gates the download.
Nothing is uploadedYour files, your notes and anything you say to her stay on your machine. There is no server holding a copy.
She never reads your screenShe knows the app category you are in and whether you are busy. Not your text, not your keys, not your windows, not your tabs.
You are not training anythingWhat she learns about your hours is arithmetic on your own PC. It is not sent anywhere and it is not a model.
Forget it whenever you likeEverything she remembers is listed in Settings, item by item, and every one of them has a delete.
AND THE REST OF HER CV
She has range. Your excuses don’t.
All the small stuff that quietly saves your day, rolling past. Hover to make it stop.
FREE + PRO
PRO
PAPER PREVIEW
Time & Calc
FREE + PRO
Tip splits, unit swaps, what time it is in Tokyo. No new tab, no Googling, no shame.
Focus Mode
FREE + PRO
Start the timer and she stops chasing your cursor. Quiet cheering only. Lock in.
Pomodoro
FREE + PRO
25 on, 5 off, repeat. Your attention span, but make it structured.
Water & stretch
FREE + PRO
Drink water. Unclench your jaw. Stand up. She is not asking.
Reminders
FREE + PRO
Write your own, get warned before it's due, snooze it like a pro. She remembers so you don't have to.
Gmail pings
PRO
New mail lands as a tiny card: who sent it and the subject. She never reads the email. Unlike your coworkers.
Meeting warnings
PRO
Calendar says 10 minutes? She taps the glass. Snooze for five, then no excuses.
Clipboard helper
PRO
Copy something and she offers to help with it. Only what you copied, nothing sneaky.
Voice to text
PAPER PREVIEW
Talk, she types. Push-to-talk dictation, transcribed right on your PC, raw and clean both kept.
Peek Mode
FREE + PRO
Presenting? She ducks out of frame and comes back when the coast is clear.
Music vibes
FREE + PRO
Your playlist starts, she starts bopping. Knows it's playing, never snoops on the song.
Window physics
FREE + PRO
Sits on your windows, clings to the edges, falls with full drama.
Time & Calc
FREE + PRO
Tip splits, unit swaps, what time it is in Tokyo. No new tab, no Googling, no shame.
Focus Mode
FREE + PRO
Start the timer and she stops chasing your cursor. Quiet cheering only. Lock in.
Pomodoro
FREE + PRO
25 on, 5 off, repeat. Your attention span, but make it structured.
Water & stretch
FREE + PRO
Drink water. Unclench your jaw. Stand up. She is not asking.
Reminders
FREE + PRO
Write your own, get warned before it's due, snooze it like a pro. She remembers so you don't have to.
Gmail pings
PRO
New mail lands as a tiny card: who sent it and the subject. She never reads the email. Unlike your coworkers.
Meeting warnings
PRO
Calendar says 10 minutes? She taps the glass. Snooze for five, then no excuses.
Clipboard helper
PRO
Copy something and she offers to help with it. Only what you copied, nothing sneaky.
Voice to text
PAPER PREVIEW
Talk, she types. Push-to-talk dictation, transcribed right on your PC, raw and clean both kept.
Peek Mode
FREE + PRO
Presenting? She ducks out of frame and comes back when the coast is clear.
Music vibes
FREE + PRO
Your playlist starts, she starts bopping. Knows it's playing, never snoops on the song.
Window physics
FREE + PRO
Sits on your windows, clings to the edges, falls with full drama.
THE COMPLETE FEATURE DIRECTORY
Everything your pet can do. Grouped the way a day feels.
Every major verified MewMuze system, without speculative features or hidden fine print.
04
Work Mode
PRO ✓
A tiny PDF and image toolkit parks right next to her.
HOW IT HELPS
Images into one PDF, PDF back into images
Runs on your machine, no upload
Panel parks on her clearest side
QUICK TOOLSMewMuze4 images stitched into one PDF. Saved to your Desktop.05
Spreadsheet Tools
PRO ✓
CSV and Excel jobs that usually cost you a sketchy website.
HOW IT HELPS
CSV to Excel and back
Merge many sheets into one file
Split a workbook into tidy separate files
06
Clipboard Assistant
PRO ✓
The thing you copied, still there two steps later.
HOW IT HELPS
Keeps what you actually copied
Never reads the screen behind it
Pet sized, not another giant window
CLIPBOARDSaved for laterThat tracking number is still here when you need it.12
Gmail
PRO ✓
New mail arrives as one tiny card. Sender and subject, that is it.
HOW IT HELPS
Newest sender and subject only
She never opens the email body
App password you can revoke anytime
GMAILPriya RamanHey! There is a new mail. “Re: the deck for Monday”13
Google Calendar
PRO ✓
She taps the glass before the call, not four minutes after it.
HOW IT HELPS
Private iCal link, parsed on your PC
Warning up to 120 minutes ahead
Five minute snooze when you need it
CALENDARIn 10 minutesDesign standup. Want me to nudge you again at five?22
Voice to text
PRO ✓
Hold the key, talk, she types it out.
HOW IT HELPS
Push to talk, she types it
Transcribed on your own machine
Raw and cleaned versions both kept
29
Calculator
FREE ✓PRO ✓
Quick sums without opening a browser tab you will forget to close.
HOW IT HELPS
Everyday sums, instantly
Local, no account, works offline
Stays next to the work that prompted it
30
Unit Converter
FREE ✓PRO ✓
Km to miles, grams to cups, done in one little panel.
HOW IT HELPS
Two cards, side by side
Common everyday units
No website, no cookie banner
31
Time Zone Converter
FREE ✓PRO ✓
What time it is in Tokyo, without the mental maths.
HOW IT HELPS
Two cities on screen at once
No offset maths in your head
Sorted before you send the invite
07
Focus Mode
She sits down and locks in with you. No chasing, no noise.
HOW IT HELPS
Count up timer, no shame bar
Chasing pauses while you work
Small cheers on the long runs
FOCUS25:00 completeNice run. Take five, I will guard the desk.08
Pomodoro
25 on, 5 off, repeat. Your attention span, but structured.
HOW IT HELPS
Set focus, short break, long break
Pause, resume, skip, reset
One broken session does not kill the day
09
Break and water reminders
Drink water. Unclench your jaw. Stand up. She is not asking.
HOW IT HELPS
Stretch and water nudges
Counts active use, not wall clock
Snooze it if you are mid thought
BREAKBreak's overBack when you are ready. No rush.10
Custom reminders
Your own nudges, in your own words, from a face you like.
HOW IT HELPS
One offs or repeats, your wording
Warns you before it is due
Snooze or mark it done
REMINDER52 minutes inStand up and stretch. I will wait right here.11
Tasks
PRO ✓
A day list with subtasks, times and zero guilt trips.
HOW IT HELPS
Subtasks, times and a done count
See the day without opening an app
No streaks, no scores, no guilt
01
Cursor companion
She clocks your cursor and sometimes decides it is prey.
HOW IT HELPS
Move the mouse, she looks up
Hover near her and she comes over
Playful profiles chase more, calm ones stay put
14
Desktop Physics
Your real windows are the floor. She walks, hops and hangs off them.
HOW IT HELPS
Walks window tops and the taskbar
Clings to edges and falls with drama
Knows multiple monitors
26
Peek Mode
Sharing your screen? She ducks out of frame on her own.
HOW IT HELPS
Spots full screen and presentations
Retreats to a corner peek
Comes back when there is room
02
Petting
Stroke her and she melts. Grab her too much and she gets attitude.
HOW IT HELPS
Stroke back and forth for purrs and hearts
Hovering does not count, the gesture has to be real
Keep grabbing her and she gets annoyed
03
Doze and sleep
You go quiet, she yawns, curls up and taps out.
HOW IT HELPS
Real inactivity, not just a timer
Full yawn, then a curl up
Movement nearby wakes her
15
Context aware
Open an editor, glasses appear. Type hard, she starts steaming.
HOW IT HELPS
Reads the app category, never your screen
Different pose for writing, coding, reading
No typed text, ever
16
Music
Your playlist starts, she starts bopping.
HOW IT HELPS
Knows something is playing, nothing else
No title, artist or artwork
Headphones and a bop
17
Microphone reaction
Mic goes live, she sings along and bows when the call ends.
HOW IT HELPS
Knows the mic went live
Nothing is opened, recorded or transcribed
Bows when the call ends
18
Feelings engine
PRO ✓
29 moods, and yes, the savage ones are in there.
HOW IT HELPS
29 expressions across the whole range
Savage, angry and sad included
She types when you type and sings when you sing
19
Local Chat
PRO ✓
Talk to her. Pick the energy: comfort, rant, savage, calm.
HOW IT HELPS
Runs on your computer, not a server
Personas: comfort, rant, savage, calm and more
New chat or forget chat whenever you want
20
Diary
PRO ✓
A private page for the day, kept on your machine.
HOW IT HELPS
Write the day down beside her
Stays on your machine
Nothing is posted anywhere
21
Adapts to you
PRO ✓
She learns your hours and how you talk. Slowly, and only on this PC.
HOW IT HELPS
Learns the hours you are usually heads down
Picks up how long and how casual you write
Plain arithmetic on your PC, no model, no upload
23
Appearance Studio
Build the cat. Body, coat, colours, size.
HOW IT HELPS
Five body plans, seven coat patterns
Colours you pick, three display sizes
Match a real pet or invent one
24
Built-in costumes
PRO ✓
Corporate Cat, Cyberpunk Cat, Bat Cat. Pick a fit, pick a colour.
HOW IT HELPS
Three fits included with Pro
Six suit, five jacket or five accent colours
Drawn live on her body, so it moves with her
25
Personality and rest
Energy drains, moods stick, affection is remembered. Not a looping GIF.
HOW IT HELPS
Energy drains and recovers
Moods carry over between sessions
March her behaves like a pet you have lived with
27
Local Agent Status
Point her at one local status file and she reacts to your build.
HOW IT HELPS
One file path you type in yourself
Off until you set it
Thinks, runs, waits, celebrates
AGENTBuild finishedAll tests green. I did the celebrating already.28
Lightweight Windows companion
Lively when you look, near still when you do not.
HOW IT HELPS
Frame rate drops when you are not looking
Clicks pass through to what is underneath
No taskbar clutter, Windows 10 and 11
MEWMUZE PRO · WINDOWS, MACOS SOONMewMuze Pro
ONE-TIME PRICE$7.99Roughly two burgers. Hers lasts longer.
Dodo confirms the exact amount and currency before you pay.
ONE PET. ONE PRICE. ONCE.
Cheaper than the app you forgot you subscribed to.
You have paid more than this for a lunch you cannot remember. This one keeps showing up on your desktop, every day, for as long as you own the computer. Pay once, then genuinely never think about it again.
Nothing to cancel at 2amThere is no subscription to forget about, because there is no subscription.
Updates are not a new tierNew features, new animations and new costumes land for free. No Plus, no Max, no Ultra.
The wardrobe keeps growingCostumes added after you buy are yours too. You never buy your pet twice.
Secure checkout, tax and licence delivery are handled by Dodo Payments. Windows 10 and 11 today, macOS coming soon, and your licence covers both.
She is not going to fix your life. She is going to be there while you do.
Some days that means splitting a PDF. Some days it means something small and warm moving in the corner of a screen at one in the morning. Both count.
MEWMUZE PRO · WINDOWS, MACOS SOONMewMuze Pro